LA LAKERS

Like the title states, I'm here trying to educate myself on your team and your culture. I am a diehard Rockets fan, and grew up in the city my whole life up until a year ago. I live in Dallas (enemy territory) but after crossing the territorial line, I realized it's not as bad as Houstonians make it out to be. Anyway, treat me as if I know NOTHING about your team and history, give me the essential information that all fans of your squad should know!

I expect a lot of flack and sarcasm, but would also appreciate any good info! I'll be posting to every teams subreddit, so this will definitely be C+P.

Thanks in advance,

-LCA